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    • 英语笑话:A Coach and His Players 教练与他的队员
      I was the new coach of a Little League baseball team and had not yet learned the names of my players. At our first game, I called each boy by the number on his uniform. When I yelled,"Number5, your ti
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    • 英语小笑话:The Problem of Two Flounders 比目鱼问题
      The Problem of Two Flounders  Simon was an inveterate fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of the one that got away. But there came a day when he actually caught two enormous flounders. He
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    • 英语笑话:“班”和“笨驴”
      Class and AssProfessor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door:“Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today.” A student,after reading the notice,rubbed out the“c”. Later Professor Laurie ca
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    • 英语笑话:亚历山大大帝
      Alexander the GreatLandon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation,and the doctor,somewhat nettled,said:“Landon,you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject.You seem to lack amb
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    • 英语笑话:右腿
      The Right LegProctor(exceedingly angry):“So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?” Soph.(meekly):
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    • 英语笑话:诗人的名字
      The Name of a PoetOur teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in some schools today. “It works like this,” she said.“Suppose you wanted tore member the name of a poet—R
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    • 英语笑话:心不在焉的老师
      An Absent Minded ProfessorA notoriously absentminded professor was one day observed walking along the street with one foot continually in the gutter,the other on the pavement. A pupil meeting him said
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    • 英语笑话:我们的尾巴
      The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours.Then he started again,and said he:“Let me ask the evolutionist a question—if we had tails like a baboon,where are they?” “I'll venture
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    • 英语笑话:良好的心愿
      One day a boy came to his teacher and said:“Teacher,pawants to know if you like roast pig.” “I certainly do,”said the teacher,“and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me.” Days passed,and
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    • 英语笑话:两个男人
      A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum.They came across one individual in the grounds,with wild eyes,dishevelled hair,feverishly endeavouring to catchflies and keep them in his po
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    • 英语笑话:晚饭
      “I've had a had day at the office,dear,and I'm as hungry as a bear.Is dinner ready?” “No love.I'm afraid we'll have to go to a restaurant tonight.I've broken the tinopener.”“亲爱的,今天办公室的活可真够累人的,我饿极了。晚饭做
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    • 英语笑话:合理的哀伤
      On his deathbed poor Lubin lies; His spouse is in despair; With frequent sobs and mutual cries; They both express their care. “A different cause,”says Parson Sly, “The same effect may give: Poor Lubin
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    • 英语笑话:怕老婆的丈夫
      The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives.He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who
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    • 英语笑话:一个有心的乘客
      Mr.Green went to Germany,because he had some work there.He came back last Monday,and his young wife met him at the airport.They walked to their car and passed a tall,pretty air hostess.Mr.Green said t
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    • 英语笑话:一封神秘的信
      “I don't like to inquire too curiously into your affairs,”said the lady to her husband.“But something's been bothering me for days.” “So?” said the husband.“Tell me all about it.” “You got a letter la
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    • 英语笑话:汪汪叫的妻子
      A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor. “When I was first married,I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop,and my little dog would race ar
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    • 英语笑话:三十年前发生的事
      Uncle Silas had lighted his pipe for a comfortable smoke,when Aunt Rebecca looked up from her knitting and said:“Silas,do you know that Sunday next will be the thirtieth anniversary of our wedding?” “
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    • 英语笑话:我忘了那人是谁
      A society youth writes ironically to the young lady in the case:“Dear Miss Smith, perhaps you remember I proposed to you last night, and I do not now recall whether you said yes,or no.” “Dear George,
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    • 英语笑话:一个好一点儿的男人
      What a world of pathos in this: A barren room,illkempt children,a worn out patient wife,a dissolute husband,and weak. “Mary, you ought to have married a better man.” “John, I did.”一个何等沮丧的情景:空荡荡的屋子,脏兮兮
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    • 英语笑话:谁的儿子最伟大
      Whose Son Is the Greatest The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Mons
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